Cheesiest Christian Pick Up Lines
Nick January 29th, 2008
Valentine’s Day is coming and this is the time when desparation sets in. Here are 19 of the cheesiest christian pick up lines that you would ever hear.
- Is your name Grace, because your irresistable.
- Why yes. I’ve written 4 of the 5 love languages
- Is this pew taken?
- I just don’t feel called to celebacy
- For you I would slay two Goliath’s
- You are so unblemished I would sacrifice you
- I didn’t believe in pre-destination until tonight.
- I believe you have one of my ribs
- Are we on the mound of transfiguration, because your glowing
- I have a job
- Would you like to join me, I have standing reservations at the rot
- Solomon had 700 wives because he never met you
- You put the qute in persecution
- How would you like to join my purpose driven life
- Before I come any closer, let me take my sandles off because you are holy ground
- Why yes, I do play the guitar. (only freshman girls would fall for this one)
- Yeah, I have a bible verse tatoo. It’s in Greek.
- I would lead 99 sheep to come find you
- Dwayne Carson said we’re a perfect pair
These five are guaranteed to get you slapped
- All I’m looking for is a Godly woman, it doesn’t matter that you’re not attractive
- Have you died before, because that’s a resurrection body
- You make the Queen of Sheeba look like a crack ho
- Do you need a prayer because I’m certainly willing to lay my hands on you
- Not even worth mentioning because it involves two doves. seriously.
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